by jjgreen on 10/17/25, 10:41 AM with 2 comments
by reify on 10/17/25, 12:43 PM
I answer the door. There are 5 police officers standing there. They say they want to come in to check my home, because they have had a complaint of domestic abuse. I say, do you have a warrant? I am alone, there is no one else here.
Police, we dont need a warrant, we will come in and check whether you want us to or not.
I say, you must have the wrong address. There is a road that is the same name as mine but it is an avenue and not a road. You must have passed it on your way here.
I say, you are wasting time when I woman could be in danger. there is no one here.
They all push past me, spend 15 minutes searching my home and then storm off, back to their cars.
I call out, where is my apology you wankers.
The following day there is a report in the local paper. Low and behold they had the wrong address and a woman had been severely beaten.
Wankers
by azalemeth on 10/17/25, 4:50 PM