by alangibson on 10/20/25, 4:12 PM with 69 comments
by teeray on 10/20/25, 5:38 PM
This is really the dream of the Cloud to Butt Chrome extension.
by dag11 on 10/20/25, 4:49 PM
by pixelatedindex on 10/20/25, 4:43 PM
by jvilalta on 10/20/25, 5:29 PM
by mikestew on 10/20/25, 4:59 PM
by eska on 10/20/25, 4:59 PM
Marketing department working overtime with that name
by 4d4m on 10/20/25, 4:46 PM
by mmooss on 10/20/25, 5:32 PM
I expect weight to be valuable, simple to collect, precise, and quantified (thus simple to analyze). Assuming excrement and urine have consistent masses, you would have good data on half of the food input/output equation, which could tell you about hydration and nutrition, the efficiency of fluid and solid digestion, etc. (Input is more difficult to measure.)
Density might also help; a sensor in the output pipe below might measure it after a consistent water pressure is applied.
For the OP, I wonder how sophisticated these instruments are. For example, using the empty bowl as baseline, you might automatically collect and quantify color data.
by kylehotchkiss on 10/20/25, 5:33 PM
by hellotheretoday on 10/21/25, 4:34 PM
Also this is absolutely insane in the currently climate. I would be interested in data from analysis of my “output” but there is not a chance I would trust any company in the modern age to not sell the resultant data. If I develop signs of colon cancer or something is that going to silently impact my insurance rates because of data brokering?
by 1-6 on 10/20/25, 5:07 PM
by xnx on 10/20/25, 6:02 PM
Could probably also develop a toilet seat that weighs you and measures body composition.
by daft_pink on 10/20/25, 5:58 PM
I’m excited about this product, but curious about the practical logistic of using it and it’s not clear to me how it works from the product page.
by Larrikin on 10/20/25, 6:11 PM
by xnx on 10/20/25, 5:03 PM
by rolph on 10/20/25, 4:19 PM
between $70 and $156 per year for a subscription.
who would do that ?
nevermind its a rule 35 scenario.
by puppycodes on 10/20/25, 9:08 PM
feels like the onion wrote this.
by fuckinpuppers on 10/21/25, 7:29 PM
by koakuma-chan on 10/20/25, 4:52 PM
by quickthrowman on 10/20/25, 4:56 PM
What a weird product, I don’t want anyone examinining my feces remotely unless I give them a sample myself.
Strangely enough, the Secret Service goes to great lengths to intercept and dispose of the President’s bodily waste (like disconnecting the black water pipe and connecting a temporary tank to collect waste). I believe Putin has his waste collected as well, probably other world leaders too.
by madhacker on 10/20/25, 5:39 PM
by supportengineer on 10/20/25, 5:35 PM
by mytailorisrich on 10/20/25, 4:44 PM
Intentional humour?
by IncreasePosts on 10/20/25, 4:57 PM